Old News and New Features

The Chiefs finish their miserable season today and any reasonable fan is cheering for a loss. The problem? They're facing the equally miserable J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. Both teams would benefit with a loss and so I got to thinking, what could the Chiefs do to ensure a loss?

Resting their starters wouldn't really work since their starters are responsible for their last 8 losses...

Herm could make some really bad coaching decisions...but I'm afraid if he thought they were bad they may actually work out...

They could put in old washed up corners and let them get burnt by receivers...but again, they've done that all year...

Yeah, it seems the Chiefs don't really need to worry about throwing this game. Maybe the only way they could win is if they tried to lose. For some reason Steve has decided to do a running blog of today's game...I'd say he'll be drunk, so it should be entertaining. You can follow it here starting at approximately 3 PM.

I promised new features starting today, and we've got them. I'll go in order of how excited I am about them...

1. The newest member of KC Sports Report is Sarah, from Shutters Photography, our new Photobloggrapher...That's right Photobloggrapher...How cool is that? Obviously, anyone who wears the aviators while taking pictures is someone that belongs on the KC Sports Report team.

2. KC Sports Report has invaded My Space. Check us out here, send us a friend request and you'll be notified every time a new article is posted. We've also got a photo album up with pictures of the staff, pictures from Sarah, and other cool stuff.

3. Polls! Surveys! Whatever you want to call them, we've got them. Like everything else, I want your input....both in voting and determining what the polls are about.