Friday, January 11, 2008

Friday Funnies Faceoff

In a face off between drunk Chiefs "writers" who wins?


If you've followed this site at all, you know from time to time I like to reference fellow blogger Steve (pictured on the right) and if you've ever clicked on the link, chances are you've read about his anger towards Bob (pictured on the left). It seems Steve and Bob don't get along about much anything, so I thought I'd contrast the two of them.


Some of you may suspect that this will be slanted towards Steve because I once made reference to making a Christmas Pinata in Bob's likeness, or because Steve is a fellow blogger. I can't argue the pinata point, but Steve's not exactly my alter ego, for one thing he's a liberal ninny who trashes Bush, while I'm a reasonable conservative. For another he's a Herm backer...which is unbelievable...but anyways, this isn't a face off between Steve and I....on with the comparison...

Bob likes to drink (allegedly) large amounts of alcohol...Steve likes to drink large amounts of alcohol.
Bob works for a website that is anything but legitimate (see Rufus Dawes)... Steve "works" for a his own blog.
Bob defends Carl even when nobody could...Steve defends Herm even when nobody could.
They're both Chiefs homers that get drunk and trash the team and then later trash people who are trashing the team.
They both lament the 80s and fear that we're headed back in that direction.
You know what this is? This article is for Steve that moment in the cheesy movie where the father and son realize the reason they've been fighting for the last 5 years is because they're exactly the same. They hug, go have a beer and all past transgressions are forgiven. Steve is a young Bob Gretz, passionate about his Chiefs...drunk most of the time... ready to set the world on fire...but if Carl offered Steve a job paying six figures to report on the sidelines and write "articles" on the Chiefs home page? You don't think Steve would sit down with Carl, a glass of brandy and a lap top?

1 comment:

stevo! said...

that was pretty funny stuff. Although Carl wouldn't have to bribe me with brandy to get me on board. A decent glass of shiraz ... plus that six figure salary and a lap top, that's good enough for me.